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if this whole “get a degree” thing doesn’t work out, plan b is to become a famous youtuber. 


plan c is building a successful, but short-lived photography career and then retiring in the swedish countryside with my dog, noodle.

Michelle’s Greatest Hits.

once upon a time, i used to run a blog that somehow accumulated 25k followers. it’s weird to say, but i’ve learned a lot by maintaining various blogs since i was 13. the internet has always been my creative outlet. i owe my knowledge of the following to tumblr:


literally everything i know about photoshop

the importance of keeping up with social trends

creating a personal brand

maintaining a posting schedule

working with businesses for sponsorships

the intricate art of the anonymous hate message