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Like lamb
without a “B”-

But I am pursuing a B.S in Advertising under the Texas Creative Sequence at The University of Texas at Austin with a minor in Business.

They say there’s a fine line between love and hate. You may be wondering where I’m going with this. Perhaps even thinking, “I don’t get paid enough for this. Just give me the resume.” 

As a small child, I remember having a strong hatred for the font “Curlz MT”. Walking down the halls of my elementary school, the walls were plastered with every 3rd grader’s font of choice for poetry assignments.

Every 3rd grader but I. I refused to submit to the masses, always opting for the safe, but classy Calibri.

Many years have gone by and I’d like to think I’ve outgrown Calibri. Since then, I’ve also realized that by combining my hatred for ugly typefaces and my love for psychoanalysis, I could get a job! And get paid!

Theoretically. Please hire me.

Bling my hotline → insta / linkedin / youtube